Sand now  WOWW              Sa new   WOWW        Sproduct  WOWW              Sfrom_   WOWW             Sshield_  WOWW                              Slet's get it     on!!!   WOWPW                    Saarrrggghhh aaahhh umf umff umfff uuuuuhhhhhhhh!      gnnfffff ooooo arf arf arf! this is kinda hard like! uhhh uhh shostakovitshova gomf hernekeittova lissee prooot aaaarhh! oh no, now it slipBped from my hands!         -no, no, noo! get mr._proper off the keyboard!     -gayboard?     no, keyboard, you idiot! keyboard, you know, the thing with many buttons.     -you mean dr. jive?     -no, i mean the computer.      -oh, yeah,M the one with the hole...     -no, not riikka either.     -okeydokey, i surrender. i'll watch albanian sexfilms instead.     -i thought you were quoting them!     -no, i was quoting turkka's seven brothers.     -oh.    C           dreammaster, wakey wakey wakey!      -uuurrrfff. fuck off, man. hey, waidaminnit! i smell booze! pass it on, rain!      -there you go.     -glug. glug. glug.    _glug.   WOWW         Sha ha ha! rain passes on, dreammaster passes out!D     -should we get official for a while?     -nahh....      -but still, just for a change.     -all right...             this is the first demo ever from   _shield   WOWW           Sof    master crewWOWW             SFfirst off we should give the credits for this masterpiece. the music was composed by # dr jive #WW , the windows were constructed by &  _rain_  &WW , the logo was drawn by  &_morrison_&WW , and all of the coding was done by % the megalomaniac %. our other members includeI mr. braun (the musician to scare all others) , mr. proper (lamer exterminator) , chord (music) , dreammaster (minister of information and alcohol) and last but certainly notH least triton (swapper) .          voitto on meidan eika ///pelastusarmeijan!!!    nyt onkin mun vuoro pallotella klicketi klicketi klisheti zakovv ka/boq kawooooosh     huh that's a mans vlaaaaash     njaah auriAnkoinen paistaa!    /,ha   WWOW            Ssuomen maatalouspolitikotiko tila on huolestuttava      heti luuli turbo/i   I  -wacka wacka wacka! no more serious stuff! let's throw some marmelads at our special guest stars.      morrison! WOWW            Shope you can overcome the  hangover.         shark   WOWW        Stiedatkos etta toptronics_WW asennutti vessaasi kuuntelulaitteet. uskallatkos kayttaa?        amiga unionWOWW            Si love guru! i love guru! i love guru,K mut porkkana ei aasista! you fuckin' lamers! the poor sods who actually bought your ultracrappy magazine killed themselves or bought an atari instead. hiia, hiia, vittumainen juttu!     no actual greets yet, you'll have to wait... O          Sso what's shield all about? let's ask our minister of information, dreammasterWW          -we intend to be the freakiest group of all timLe!  we're the first to have our own guru! mr._braun! WWOWW          S  more booze! mera beer! glug.   glug.   uKrf.   _glug.   WOWW           S-turo teki taas turot! sammu valoa nopeammin! heeheehee!     -kuivakuivakuiva!           -he's waking up again! hey dm, you haven't finished your speech yet! speak up, man!       -okay. a couple of important facts of  _shieFld   WW are that 1. we concentrate on   style   WOWW     ,  Sno lamey intros here! 2. we are a part of master crew. sharkey and the other big boys give their support to us and we provide highly intelligent Mdemos 'n' info for 'em. so, no mistakes dere!          3. we are looking for new members! if ya think you've got it in ya, contact our hq in kuopio:  dr jive  WOWW             Skuntokuja WWOWW          S_4g_    WWOWW         S70200   WWOWW          _Skuopio_  WOWW           Sgot it? good. and the number is _971-227522_WWWW , ask for taneli. other addresses will follow in further releases, so beware! whaDt else? oh yeah, dr. jive wants to send some final messys.       -yessir! any rpg freaks near kuopio, contact! i'm familiar enough with dd, add, paranoia, runequest and merp myself. anyone got a copy of douglas adams' book   the meaningWWW     of liff  WWW? if so, please contact us at our hq immediately. i guess this is it for today. now you can  turn on  WW  tune in  WW and  drop out! WW   C keep cool and good night everyone!                                  shit!too serious                                                                                               Q