This is your Gravis Ultra Sound talking.
My speach may not be perfect, but it is at least understandable.
I have some built-in intelligence, for example:

This is a statement.
This is a question?
This is an exclamation!

I know these numbers are a date: 07/14/93
I can say large numbers properly as: 1234567.  Not as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7.

I've been used to recite columns of lotto numbers and other proofreading tasks.
Some sick minded people made me read a whole string of swear words...
which actually gets alot of laughs! Ha Ha Ha Ho Hee Hee.
I can also make some nifty phone calls if you like.

I'm sure you can come up with some good uses for me.  Have fun!

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